Kevyncito: natashashley: Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person... -
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
That’s a ton of pressure. And if we do have kids, they’ll get their pretty from her. My genes would mostly be along for the ride.
Male privilege is when your orgasm is expected.
I wonder if this makes my girlfriend a male.
(Source: all-about-male-privilege, via wallflowercries)
“Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go 10,000 miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on Brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights? No I’m not going 10,000 miles from home to help murder and burn another poor nation simply to continue the domination of white slave masters over darker people in the world. This is the day when such evils must come to an end. I have been warned that to take such a stand would cost me millions of dollars. But I have said it once and I will say it again. The real enemy of my people is here. I will not disgrace my religion, my people or myself by becoming a tool to enslave those who are fighting for their own justice, freedom and equality. If I thought the war was going to bring freedom and equality to 22 million of my people they wouldn’t have to draft me, I’d join tomorrow. I have nothing to lose by standing up for my beliefs. So I’ll go to jail, so what? We’ve been in jail for 400 years.” - 1967 (Muhammad Ali)
“We’ve been in jail for 400 years.”
oh my god the realness
“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…
“Well it definitely wasn’t a….
“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…
NERVES OF STEEL.”
“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..
“My daughter and Tenzin, together? I sure didn’t…
SEE THAT ONE COMING.”
Oh my god Toph
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER-LIN DOES
CAN SHE SWING
FROM A THREAD
YES SHE CAN
CAUSE HERE COME’S SPIDER-LIN
you know you were thinking it all the way through the fight scene in the last LOK episode
don’t try to deny the truth
also: bonus Tenzin!Jameson sketch because reasons:
oh my god.
JK Simmons voices Tenzin too.
oh my god.
TENZIN!… oh God… What is air…
This is so perfect
J.K. SIMMONS OMFG
THIS IS WONDERFUL
(Source: ottercha0s, via teantacles)
What We Read / Snickered At During Lunch:
$100 Underwear For Men
“Behold the Frigo No. 1, as the new design is called, the first underwear with an interior mesh pouch that is suspended from elastic straps, so it can be adjusted to fit different characteristics of the male anatomy. It’s sort of like a bra with one cup.”
Neil Degrasse Tyson.
A Saint of Science.
Roughs and an alternative version here.
This better not be Pluto.
(Source: stevenphughes, via teantacles)